So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
manwithoutaface: getmehighandseemefly: now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive. booking flight as we speak!
ilyketurtles: A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old. Bella’s reaction.
fullfledgedpatronus: viktoriyag: coolstoryshawdee: In the morning when you look for something to wear… Your wardrobe in your eyes: Reality (for your parents): So relevant to me right now. THIS.
I really hate the mall.
erickalovesyouuu: asdfghjulie-: standbymejuliette: All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like: All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like: All the ghetto girls talking loud like: All the mean girls staring down everyone else like: All the pervy old men are staring at you like: And then there’s me.
"You couldn't possibly get any weirder."
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
So there was a bomb threat in our school
elderstoneofinvisibility: smittywerbenmanjensen-: fullfledgedpatronus: The teachers told us we could leave because it was dangerous and lives were at stake and they were really worried so they were like And we were like “NO SCHOOL!” JUST PRETEND THAT THAT^ IS A GIF APPROVING THIS POST omg^
When I got A perfect Score.
theearthstoodstill: IN HISTORY. English Science In MATH!!
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
WILL YOU FUCKING CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE MY...
Dropping something, catching it in mid air, and...
expiredhero: Expectations: Reality: U MAD?!
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS? AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE: THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
Emma Watson vs me.
fullfledgedpatronus: endless-facade: When Emma laughs: When I laugh: When she dances: When I dance: When she whips her hair: When I whip my hair: When she cries: When I cry: When she winks: When I try to wink: IN GENERAL, THIS IS EMMA WATSON: AND THIS IS ME: ahdgfhasghagshaghsghsj
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the...
Reblog if you want (1) honest opinion about you in...
Last week my family went to dinner with my Auntie,...
thatshortstackkid: Nawh shes so adorable, that would have made their night..
The awkward moment when you have a new follower...
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...